Gastby Adventures [tumblr]
i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
HAH!
suck my fuckin’ diiiick
Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho
Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour
A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about^That.
this is basically like driving a ferarri into a tank.
Now /that’s/ a metaphor
(via sanityscraps)
Just a quick reminder that Bill Nye is awesome.
“Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t.”
“Humor is everywhere, in that there’s irony in just about anything a human does.”
“If you look back on all the teachers that you liked, I am sure you will find they were very entertaining.”
“Science is the key to our future, and if you don’t believe in science, then you’re holding everybody back.”
(via lugregzaround)
(Source: ciwish, via jake-english-from-state-farm)
